1. eccentricxarzeus:

    astronomifier:

    danytheme:

    We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

    nO U DONT UNDERSTAND I SIT LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME I HAVE ALWAYS SAT LIKE THIS EVEN BEFORE I KNEW WHAT DEATH NOT WAS I SAT LIKE THAN AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM SOME WEEB BUT I AINT

    You’re a weeb :)

    no fuck you jeremy u don’t do anything but watch anime all day don’t start with me

  2. horror movie opening scene

    • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    • white boy: lmao
    • they continue walking for a few seconds
    • *white couple hears noise*
    • white girl: babe what that??
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *leaves her alone*
    • *choking noises*
    • white girl: zack!!!
    • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    • white girl: asshole!
    • white boy: im just playin babe
    • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    • *playful kiss*
    • *things turn sexy*
    • *hear noise*
    • white boy: i'll go investigate
    • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    • *maybe a thud*
    • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    • *she walks and he dead*
    • white girl: ahhh!!
    • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    • white girl: ahhh!!!
    • *white girl runs*
    • *dead end*
    • *hides*
    • *thinks she free n safe*
    • *guy catches her*
    • *cuts her*
    • *she dead*
    • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
  3. (Source: dewgong, via brownfur)

  4. dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

    dialupmodem:

    did this person break up their own relationship

    (Source: unclefather, via gliger)

  5. (Source: nyaa, via vihreaichiban)

  6. italy-curl:

    southern-canada:

    amandayahh:

    nyoenglandxamerica:

    makotoisthedancingqueen:

    koala-infestation:

    badtuesday:

    The whole show:
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    that’s every show

    you forgot one

    The whole show:

    (via vihreaichiban)

  7. axelerate13 asked: Do you think there'd ever be an epiphany too important to put on hold for card games??

    danshive:

    No.

    this is like an episode of yu gi oh

    • mother: Whos a little stinker? You are!!
    • baby: w- w- wh-
    • mother: What is it!? What are you trying to say!?
    • baby: w- wh- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  8. sexybaldwin:

    chess-ka:

    words-are-vibrations:

    tyraditar:

    tyraditar:

    night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

    it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

    "Mountains? More like nothings" 

    "Nice try, giant worms.

    "And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

    (via mothjames)

  9. My name is Otto, age 17. I created this blog just for fun, but it kinda ate my life. I'm a big fan of video games, web comics, and !!!SCIENCE!!! (which is way cooler than boring old science naturally).